its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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