Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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