if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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