Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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