I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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