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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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