**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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