i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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