How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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