I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
