its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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