my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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