Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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