carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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