Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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