worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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