I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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