I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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