he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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