I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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