Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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