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coke and sex party at dan's

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im watching greys anatomy with megan...

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wha-pishhh

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(803): View more from South Carolina

definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.

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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again

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(770): View more from Georgia

I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night

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(815): View more from Illinois

He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw

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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER

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(310): View more from California

I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.

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