So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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