and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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