so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I didn't notice because vodka
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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