READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
PANTIES FOUND
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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