Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
She is in my trunk
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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