To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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