so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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