Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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