Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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