Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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