I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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