you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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