Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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