Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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