shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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