bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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