I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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