At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
