What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
