names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Two words: nipple clamps
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