Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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