Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
why do cheetos always look like penises
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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