every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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