any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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