my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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