just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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