i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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