Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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